All Bottom Swagger

I met this fine ass dude about a month ago when I was having drinks with some buddies at one of our regular hangouts. I was eye fucking this dude hard from across the bar all night. He just had this swagger and confidence about him that kept drawing me in. I knew his buddy that he was there with, so I tried to get some intel out of him, but he told me the guy was straight. After enough beers I figured I would take my chances and chat this guy up anyway. Turns out that he was into dudes. I jokingly proposed to this guy that he should drill my ass and let me film it because I didn't think I had a chance anyway, but to my surprise he actually said he was down! We exchanged contacts and decided to get together that weekend. Then Saturday morning, the day he was supposed to come to town, I get at text from him saying, "I don't think this is gonna work. To be honest I'm really not into topping that much." I had just assumed he was a top because he had a big dick and was a tall cocky fucker. I told him I would gladly pound out his hole and after sending other raunchy texts about what I wanted to do to his hole he was back on board and on his way into the city for a long afternoon fuck session. There's a lesson here folks, assumptions can be the biggest cock blocks.