Alone At Last
Pop the cork, being your own best friend, pulling your own weight, clean the pipes, self service, grease the monkey and answer the bone-a-phone. However you word it some hot action will follow.
Slap the salami. Make the camel spit. Waxing......
Shoot yourself in the foot. Yanking the yo-yo.......
Blow your load, clean your pipes, apply the......
Play the crotch trombone! Wind up the toy!......
Pull your lever. Change your oil. Milk the cow.......
Poach the salmon. Self Service. Doodle......