Alone At Last
Pop the cork, being your own best friend, pulling your own weight, clean the pipes, self service, grease the monkey and answer the bone-a-phone. However you word it some hot action will follow.
Rubbing one out, hand solo, detrosting the......
Play the crotch trombone! Wind up the toy!......
Treat yourself to an intimate one-on-one for......
Adjusting the antenna, Beef-stroke-it-off,......
Shoot yourself in the foot. Yanking the yo-yo.......
Slap the salami. Make the camel spit. Waxing......