Hometown Boys
Play the crotch trombone! Wind up the toy! Seamen reporting for duty!! Palm the calm up at bat. Turning on your fire hose. Walking the worm. Manual Labor. Lube the tube. I guess what we are really saying is enjoy these sexy guys masturbating.
Adjusting the antenna, Beef-stroke-it-off,......
Treat yourself to an intimate one-on-one for......
Poach the salmon. Self Service. Doodle......
Pull your lever. Change your oil. Milk the cow.......
Wank Jack it. Pud Pounder. Crank the shank.......
Blow your load, clean your pipes, apply the......