Hometown Boys
Play the crotch trombone! Wind up the toy! Seamen reporting for duty!! Palm the calm up at bat. Turning on your fire hose. Walking the worm. Manual Labor. Lube the tube. I guess what we are really saying is enjoy these sexy guys masturbating.
Wank Jack it. Pud Pounder. Crank the shank.......
Wax your surfboard, butter your corn, paint the......
Adjusting the antenna, Beef-stroke-it-off,......
Shoot yourself in the foot. Yanking the yo-yo.......
Slap the salami. Make the camel spit. Waxing......
Rubbing one out, hand solo, detrosting the......