Play the crotch trombone! Wind up the toy! Seamen reporting for duty!! Palm the calm up at bat. Turning on your fire hose. Walking the worm. Manual Labor. Lube the tube. I guess what we are really saying is enjoy these sexy guys masturbating.
Finally Legal
Wank Jack it. Pud Pounder. Crank the shank.......
Vacation Package
Wax your surfboard, butter your corn, paint the......
Out And About
Adjusting the antenna, Beef-stroke-it-off,......
The Frat Boys
Shoot yourself in the foot. Yanking the yo-yo.......
About To Bust
Slap the salami. Make the camel spit. Waxing......
Raw And Ready
Rubbing one out, hand solo, detrosting the......