Hometown Boys
Play the crotch trombone! Wind up the toy! Seamen reporting for duty!! Palm the calm up at bat. Turning on your fire hose. Walking the worm. Manual Labor. Lube the tube. I guess what we are really saying is enjoy these sexy guys masturbating.
Shoot yourself in the foot. Yanking the yo-yo.......
Wank Jack it. Pud Pounder. Crank the shank.......
Pop the cork, being your own best friend,......
Adjusting the antenna, Beef-stroke-it-off,......
Rubbing one out, hand solo, detrosting the......
Blow your load, clean your pipes, apply the......