Wank Jack it. Pud Pounder. Crank the shank. Five Knuckle Olympics. Jerk Off. Polish the Rocket. Beat your Meat. Stroke it. Choke the chicken. Spank the monkey. Pocket pool. Polish the wand. One man Tug-O-War.
Summer Studs
Poach the salmon. Self Service. Doodle......
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Bang your bacon, pulling the pork, Choke your......
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Wax your surfboard, butter your corn, paint the......
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Slap the salami. Make the camel spit. Waxing......
The Frat Boys
Shoot yourself in the foot. Yanking the yo-yo.......
All Man All The Time
Blow your load, clean your pipes, apply the......