Finally Legal
Wank Jack it. Pud Pounder. Crank the shank. Five Knuckle Olympics. Jerk Off. Polish the Rocket. Beat your Meat. Stroke it. Choke the chicken. Spank the monkey. Pocket pool. Polish the wand. One man Tug-O-War.
Poach the salmon. Self Service. Doodle......
Bang your bacon, pulling the pork, Choke your......
Wax your surfboard, butter your corn, paint the......
Slap the salami. Make the camel spit. Waxing......
Shoot yourself in the foot. Yanking the yo-yo.......
Blow your load, clean your pipes, apply the......