Finally Legal
Wank Jack it. Pud Pounder. Crank the shank. Five Knuckle Olympics. Jerk Off. Polish the Rocket. Beat your Meat. Stroke it. Choke the chicken. Spank the monkey. Pocket pool. Polish the wand. One man Tug-O-War.
Rubbing one out, hand solo, detrosting the......
Wax your surfboard, butter your corn, paint the......
Poach the salmon. Self Service. Doodle......
Blow your load, clean your pipes, apply the......
Play the crotch trombone! Wind up the toy!......
Adjusting the antenna, Beef-stroke-it-off,......