Wax your surfboard, butter your corn, paint the flag pole, tickle the pickle, unwrap the pepperoni, one-man ring toss, slap the clown, salt your nuts!
The Frat Boys
Shoot yourself in the foot. Yanking the yo-yo.......
Good To The Last Drop
Pull your lever. Change your oil. Milk the cow.......
Hometown Boys
Play the crotch trombone! Wind up the toy!......
Finally Legal
Wank Jack it. Pud Pounder. Crank the shank.......
Meat Market
Bang your bacon, pulling the pork, Choke your......
Out And About
Adjusting the antenna, Beef-stroke-it-off,......