Wax your surfboard, butter your corn, paint the flag pole, tickle the pickle, unwrap the pepperoni, one-man ring toss, slap the clown, salt your nuts!
Finally Legal
Wank Jack it. Pud Pounder. Crank the shank.......
Meat Market
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Play the crotch trombone! Wind up the toy!......
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Poach the salmon. Self Service. Doodle......
About To Bust
Slap the salami. Make the camel spit. Waxing......